Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling. Tina Fey (via seafolly)
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker.
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